I’m a subscriber and diligent reader of Dooce. She cracks me up. Last week she posted a photo of a ring, what struck me was not the ring, but the exceptionally well manicured hand. It’s a beautiful hand, neat nails and nail beds, not to mention perfectly polished talons. I was inspired.
Sitting down with all my grooming supplies and who knows what reality TV show on Sunday night, I sloughed and buffed and polished my way to new hands. Things look ok from a distance, but up close, it’s a whole other story. The polish is coming off and hand cream is going on. Defeat is complete